Thursday, February 25, 2010

schoolgirl traumatized by toad sex

Sorry for the sensationalist post title, but a) it's a true story and b) it takes a lot for me to get inspiration, let alone attention.

Seriously though, yesterday I was walking the G through the cemetery in a bout of spring-like weather. Not long into our evening ramble, we happened through a section of the path where a good many toads were present, most mounted on top of one another and croaking loudly.

As we bemusedly walked slowly through the herptilian orgy, a teenaged girl rushed towards us. Visibly upset, she whimpered as she looked disgustedly from side to side at the lumpy brownish-green lovers.

I can't ever remember being so young and timorous.

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